How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)