How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)