He had her.
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
Because X was always 10
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
You straight jack it.
Jack the kipper !
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)