How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.