What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.