What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !