What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose