What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.