What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.