What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.