Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!