Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir