Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Previous Random Joke Next

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.