What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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He got turd degree burns.

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.