Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.