Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.