Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.