How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!