How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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leaves Earth*

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Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Flipper coin!

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!