How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!