How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.