How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.