How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.