How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.