How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.