How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.