How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.