How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.