Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.