Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.