Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...