What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.