What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!