How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.