How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!