How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift