How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.