What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.