What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.