Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !