Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.