Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"