Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.