Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.