Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.