Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."