What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie