Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.