What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.