Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
sigh* Parenting is hard.
That he needed to address the situation
A double-vowel shotgun.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Reasons to be offended.
She had mittens !
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because she refused to make a sandwich
he asks with a large smile on his face.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.