Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.