I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
It's Christmas, Eve!
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
About 9 month.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Patty.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
