What's the difference between my daughter and my wife?

I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.