What's the difference between my daughter and my wife?

I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.