What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!