What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'