What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...