Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A school.
because they can't spell "read it".
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Bring her flours
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
A Poultrygeist!
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Because there is lots of school spirit!