What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!