What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.