What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!