What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.