Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
He was Russian.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Slow down and use lube.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A poultry-geist.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Because there is lots of school spirit!
