Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.