Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

Schoolteacher Jokes More Schoolteacher Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."