A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
A knock-knocktopus.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
Because he left the school.
Doug
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
To get his quarterback!!
He needed the dough.
Banks
He needed somebody to cosine.
His customers lost interest in him.
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
