Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Schoolteacher Jokes More Schoolteacher Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."