Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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ART ART ART!

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Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Make that change"

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why are you home from school so early?

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.