What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.