What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.