What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.