What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.