What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?