Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.