Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.