Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness