Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness