Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Previous Random Joke Next

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.