Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.