Don't be depressed
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Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Some old stuff just got dug up
They drink bleach.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
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Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Depressing
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
With a razor and their wrist.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
A: Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Finnished
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Fa Ting
Drew Brees
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
Because its white and it works.
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
tamagotchi
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Because it was full.
because they ran out of Natural Light
Because they all joined
