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Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Some old stuff just got dug up
They drink bleach.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
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Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Depressing
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
With a razor and their wrist.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
A: Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
She had little to no coverage.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
It rars
Does it matter?
because they're still alive.
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
Someone whose career is in ruins.
Darth Jaeger
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
A rough draft
To Chicago
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
