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Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Some old stuff just got dug up
They drink bleach.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
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Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Depressing
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
With a razor and their wrist.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
A: Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
We're Finnished."
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Just kidding about the white part.
Darth Jaeger
A rye
Because he was a slice of bread
Because they're shellfish.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Moooooooo*rdor.
Keep your chins up.
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
Lieutenant
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
