Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.