Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."