Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.