Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.