Because women love digging up the past.
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Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because they never dig up daddies.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Digging for booty.
A Barkeologist.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Anyone he could dig up.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
A dog with pawlitical experience.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
100$ bill.
The training.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
By looking out the kitchen window.
It has many layers compressed together.
Pebbles!
The baby and the dad.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
The noise gave her a headache.
Husband: She's fine.
