Because women love digging up the past.
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Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because they never dig up daddies.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Digging for booty.
A Barkeologist.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Anyone he could dig up.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
He was a mole
Avacado's number.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
I love the pokey, mon.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Invite two of them.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Because his daddy was a mummy
Depends.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Let us spray.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.