What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.