What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane