What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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He fell out of the tree

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Alane

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!