What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

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What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!