What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!