What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane