How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.