How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!