How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.