How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.