How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!