How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.