How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!