How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.