How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!