How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.