How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.