How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.