How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!