How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Previous Random Joke Next

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.