Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.