What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.