What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...