What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.