What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four!

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!