Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head