Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.