Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head