Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!