What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.