What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.