What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.