What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey