Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!