Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.