Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda