Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Crackula

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.