Because he was addicted to Coke.
Crackula
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was a quack addict!
He was hooked on phonics.
He thought it was Coke!