Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Because he was a quack head

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He was rolling balls.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!