Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.