Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey