Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.