Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.