He didn't even finish grad school.
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Because he was addicted to Coke.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
He couldn't finish his sentence.
Cold turkey
Because he was a quack head
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