Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.