He didn't even finish grad school.
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Because he was addicted to Coke.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
They can't resist.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Because they hate French press!
To get yakisoba.
Because he was a quack head
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A Poptometrist!
The bathtub.
Because they cant finish a race.