Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!