Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.