Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!