Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.