What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

100 Bill Jokes More 100 Bill Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill