What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.