What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.