What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.