What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.