The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
The bucket
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
Dong-Ding.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Because the 'p' is silent.
Porcel Lane.
Pessimist Prime
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.