What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.