What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.