The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Bricks get laid.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
Ciabatta very good!
Full speed ahead
Weeeeeeeee!!!
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
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Because it cantaloupe.