What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap