What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..