What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.