The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Dad jokes are punnier.
Empty ones ( )
They won't stop to ask for directions.
No1 : Don't tell everything you know.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."
He was studying foreign languages.
A. An interpreter.
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
