What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.