Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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