Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!