Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.