Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.