Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.