What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.