Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*