Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

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