Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What are short men called?

Friends.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.