How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.